The Trio has seemingly perfected the "You're an Idiot" condescending presentation of every word uttered from their mouths. In their minds, they are superior, everyone else inferior, and we should all be bowing to kiss their feet and beg for their divine guidance.
This was inspired by the nauseating phone call I got to listen to this morning at 6 am involving Toe Jam and some poor soul she was berating.
Oddly enough, it just dawned on me that one of the other 1-uppers from my past was nicknamed Toe Meat. Ugh! That's a really disgusting story behind the invention of that nickname. That was the 1-upper that didn't know when some information was too much information. She shared with us that she had some problem with her toes where she had to have some of the meat removed from them. YUCK! Hence the name Toe Meat. I think it's rather fitting.
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Okay, 2 weekends ago, Jar Jar was off at a Star Trek convention that she organized. No, I just said it. A Star Trek convention that she organized. Yes, this is the woman that sits behind me at work talking to herself.
Little Miss Mock-It
Looked in her Faucket
To find a Hello Kitty Dime
But what she pulled out
Was an ale that was stout
And she thought “I’ll have a good time.”
But in lieu of a fest
She came up with a pest
Whose voice was of chalkboards and lime
Whose delight in her walker
Gave impulse to sock her
(With the help of the stairs) quite supine
Miss Mock-It refrained
From any such thang
As she struggled to keep moods sublime
But then her last Faucket
Produced something to gawk at
It was nothing less than a crime.!
What the Faucket had treasured
Was hardly a pleasure
It was -- Tickets for two to a Star Trek Convention with names already inscribed on them and a mandatory appearance accompanied by her entire project team.
p.s. I can't claim credit for this. My other fully functional coworker created this one.
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