On Saturday, Alex and I visited an apothecary of sorts where you can get all kinds of good stuff like "Weight Gain 4000". Oddly enough, we were there to pick up something similar. Alex is using this stuff properly, unlike Mr. Cartman, and is looking rather fantastic if I do say so myself. As we were standing in this store for what felt like hours, which was really only about 1.5 minutes, I tried my hardest not to repeat "Beefcake! BEEFcake! BEEFCAKE!" but every second we were in there, was like an hour and I couldn't do it. I stared at the floor, the door, THE ESCAPE, oh, I mean exit, the walls, I tried to distract myself. But no, the laughter was welling up in me like the nausea in the boys of Southpark when they smoked the Mara-ju-wana as Counselor Makey calls it.
And finally, my moment of relief, when I just couldn't handle the silence another second...the store operator smiles at me and says, "Hey, I know you!" I was instantly distracted and didn't get escorted from the premises. Whew!
But now, I secretly repeat it..."Beefcake, BEEFcake, BEEFCAKE!"
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