Wednesday, December 31, 2008
12:16 a.m. 1-1-2009 and I should lay off the champagne
2008 In Review
February was my 1 year mark at the new-to-me job.
March was (clearly not memorable at this point).
April marked 3 years of Jess and me being together + the last name change.
May we had a great Memorial day ride with Danny and his son-n-law through the hill country of west Texas. We stopped in Luckenbach Texas for the first time.
June was some summer riding with friends.
July was my big 3-uh-O. Had a blast in big-D go-carting.
August was the start of me being the recycling team lead at work.
September we took the gun class and was the gimongo hurricane Ike (please note that New Orleans did not offer to take our folks that were homeless from the storm nor did they offer to help rebuild Galveston - I'm totally bitter we're still dealing with all the crappy fallout of Katrina (GO BACK ALREADY HOUSTON USED TO BE AWESOME!!!)). We lost power for 14 days, though not nearly as long as our neighbors across the street and our friends up north of H-town.
October life was starting to return back to normal from the devastation and we made a trip up to big-D to see the bro & sis-n-law. Plus I got my shiny new gun based on the results of a bet (I aced the shooting test).
November I was assigned as a move coordinator for multiple floors of my building to a new location in h-town. OMG! Someone shoot me already! But we made it in early Dec and I am not in a padded cell. We had a crazy political turnout.
December is ChristmaKwanzaHanukkah. We had a great one of all the above. I had some phenomenal gifts this year. Thanks JESS!!! I hope 2009 is a great year.
January will mark major changes for the US of A. I hope all are good.
Good luck to everyone in the New Year.
Z2K9
MS Zune support:
MS Zune, FIX THE PROBLEM PLEASE!!!
Better luck next year, right?
Monday, November 10, 2008
Leave In Conditioner
I am currently trying this conditioner. So far, I feel like I've used waaaay too much each time. My hair seems to be oily, or greasy. I have tried this product for 2 consecutive days. I do like that I don't have frizz, nor does my hair seem dry at all. I don't know if I prefer my hair to make people feel thirsty, or for my hair to make people feel like I'm a dirty ol' woman.
Women Should Be Pissed Off
Slavery was outlawed with the ratifying of the 13th Amendment in 1865. Only 5 short years later, the 15th amendment secured the right to vote to not be based on color. Though, gender biases still kept women from having the right to vote. The 15th amendment that was ratified on February 3, 1870 provided a means for those that had been in slavery to be able to vote, 143 years ago. Now step forward 50 years to August 18, 1920 when women finally gained the right to vote in the 19th Amendment, 88 years ago.
I'm not a feminist. I'm not right winged, nor left winged. But I am tired of hearing how there are classes of people that have been so oppressed for so long. I'm tired of women being termed "domineering" when all they really want is equal rights like the rest of the American citizens. Women don't have the time to be out whining and complaining about oppression. We have way to much taking up our time, like working twice as hard as the men in corporate America for 2/3 to 1/2 the pay, bearing the children, raising the children, . . . And the list goes on. And yet, there were even Republicans that were so narrow minded that they didn't support their own vice presidential candidate because she was a woman. Really now? Are you still lost in the years pre-1920?
... it's time we see a woman president. Republican, Democratic, Independent I don't believe I care which, just need to see a woman in office to make sure everyone is truly equal.
Thursday, November 6, 2008
In the Washing Machine
Well, hopefully I'll find my sense of humor stuck somewhere in the lint tray of the Dryer!
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
Monday, October 13, 2008
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a change! The chicken wanted change!
JOHN MC CAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.
HILLARY CLINTON: When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure right from Day One that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn't about me.
GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.
DICK CHENEY: Where's my gun? (And you might want to get out of the way!)
COLIN POWELL: Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.
BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken. What is your definition of crossing?
AL GORE: I invented the chicken.
JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.
AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens.
DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on this side of the road before it goes after the problem on the other side of the road.
What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his current problems before adding new problems.
OPRAH: Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.
ANDERSON COOPER, CNN: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he's guilty!?
You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.
PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.
MARTHA STEWART: No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmers Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.
DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain, alone.
JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Can't you people see the plain truth? That's why they call it the other side. Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay, too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like the other side. That chicken should not be crossing the road. It's as plain and as simple as that.
GRANDPA: In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road.
Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was all we needed to know.
BARBARA WALTERS: Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart-warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, but went on to accomplish its lifelong dream of crossing the road.?
ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.
BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken2008, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook. Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken2008. This new platform is much more stable and will never reboot.
ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?
COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?
Wednesday, October 1, 2008
Post Ike Stress Disorder - PISD
Some brilliant person created this, and I apologize for not citing the source, it was a mass email, and I modified the title a bit.
'Twas The Night Before Ike's Mess
'Twas the night before Ike
When all through the state
Not a gas pump was pumping
Not a store open late
All the plywood was hung
On the windows with care
Knowing that a hurricane
Soon would be there
The children were ready
With flashlights in hand
While bands from the hurricane
Covered over the land
And mamma with her Mag-Lite
And I in my cap
Had just filled the bath tub
For flushing our crap
When out on the lawn
There arose such a clatter
I sprang from the closet
To see what was the matter
The trees on the fence
And the neighbor's roof torn
Gave the fear of us dying
In this terrible storm
With a little wind gust
So lively and quick
I remembered quite clearly
Our walls weren't brick
More rapid than eagles
His courses they came
And he whistled, and wafted
And surged all the same
Off shingles! Off sidings!
Off rooftops! Off power!
Down trees! Down fences!
Down trailers! Down towers!
In the center of Texas
He continued to maul
Screaming Blow Away!
Blow Away! Blow Away All!
As wind ripped and tossed
The debris through the sky
I peeked out the shutters
At cars floating by
So go to the safe-room
My family did do
With a portable radio
And batteries too
And then, in a twinkling
I heard on the set
The end was not coming
For a few hours yet!
As I calmed down the kids
And was turning around
Through the window it came
With a huge crashing sound
A tree branch it was
All covered in soot
The wind blew it smack-dab
On top of my foot
A bundle of twigs
Now lay in a stack
And my living room looks
Like it was under attack
The wind - how it howled!
The storm - very scary!
Myself and the family
Were all too unwary
The dangers of hurricanes
Are serious, you know
They are taken for granted
As Ike did show
With the winds dying down
And the danger beneath
I noticed my tool shed
Was missing its sheath
So I grabbed my last tarp
And nailed it on down
Then I got in my car
And I headed to town
The traffic was awful
And stores had no ice
My five gallon cooler
Would have to suffice
Generators were scarce
Not one left in town
There were trees on the roads
And power lines down
I looked side to side
No CenterPoint here
This only resulted
In compounded fear
And in the midst of
This peculiar scurge
The question of
Another storm emerged
I sprang to the car
And gave my family a whistle
Then away we all went
Like a Tomahawk missile
As we drove out of sight
'Fare well to this place,
San Antone seems just right!'
And finally, a little Ike humor for all of us that survived 4 days or more without water, 2 weeks or more without power, and weeks with reduced ability to get gas (though us without generators didn't really need it).
YOU KNOW YOU LIVE ON THE GULF COAST WHEN....
1. You have FEMA's number on speed dial.
2. You have more than 300 C and D batteries in your kitchen drawer.
3. Your pantry contains more than 20 cans of Spaghetti O's.
4. You are thinking of repainting your house to match the plywood covering your windows.
5. When describing your house to a prospective buyer, you say it has three bedrooms, two baths and one safe hallway.
6. Your SSN isn't a secret, it's written in Sharpie on your arms.
7. You are on a first-name basis with the cashier at Home Depot.
8. You are delighted to pay $5 for a gallon of regular unleaded.
9. The road leading to your house has been declared a No-Wake Zone.
10. You decide that your patio furniture looks better on the bottom of the pool.
11. You own more than three large coolers.
12. You can wish that other people get hit by a hurricane and not feel the least bit guilty about it.
13. You rationalize helping a friend board up by thinking 'It'll only take a gallon of gas to get there and back'.
14. You have 2-liter coke bottles and milk jugs filled with water in your freezer.
15. Three months ago you couldn't hang a shower curtain; today you can assemble a portable generator by candlelight.
16. You catch a 13-pound redfish…In your driveway.
17. You can recite from memory whole portions of your homeowner's insurance policy.
18. You consider a 'vacation' to stunning Tupelo, Mississippi.
19. At cocktail parties, women are attracted to the guy with the biggest chainsaw.
20. You have had tuna fish more than 5 days in a row.
21. There is a roll of tar paper in your garage.
22. You can rattle off the names of three or more meteorologists who work at the Weather Channel.
23. Someone comes to your door to tell you they found your roof.
24. Ice is a valid topic of conversation.
25. Your 'drive-thru' meal consists of MRE's and bottled water.
26. Relocating to South Dakota does not seem like such a crazy idea.
27. You spend more time on your roof then in your living room.
28. You’ve been laughed at over the phone by a roofer, fence builder or a tree worker.
29. A battery powered TV is considered a home entertainment center.
30. You don't worry about relatives wanting to visit during the summer.
31. Your child's first words are 'hunker down' and you didn't go to Ole Miss!
32. Having a tree in your living room does not necessarily mean it's Christmas.
33. Toilet Paper is elevated to coin of the realm at the shelters.
34. You know the difference between the 'good side' of a storm and the 'bad side'.
35. Your kids start school in August and finish in July.
36. You go to work early and stay late just to enjoy the air conditioning.
Wednesday, September 10, 2008
Office Procedures Concerning Storm and Office Closings ...
Hurricane Category #1
No excuse for being late. Leave earlier to give extra time to avoid fallen trees and limbs.
Hurricane Category #2
Due to the horizontal rain, you may wear jeans.
Hurricane Category #3
Whereas most of the area will be flooded we suggest you avoid wearing open toe sandals when coming to work. Canoes will be provided to get to the building safely without getting wet.
Hurricane Category #4
More than likely there will be no electricity. Given that, we will have manual typewriters available to all staff members. Please take extra caution and wear water-proof make-up if Category 4 or above.
Hurricane Category #5
Velcro will be provided to keep you attached to your chairs when the windows blow out. For those that survive, we will have chocolate cake at 3:00 pm in the kitchen.
Friday, September 5, 2008
Wednesday, August 20, 2008
Here's a shot of the sexy bike. I felt I needed to do the bike justice with a real shot instead of a pic stolen of the web that looks a wee bit crumby. This is the Klein Attitude. The paint job is hand done. It's a fade from blue to purple. I fell in love with the bike at first site. And then once you pick up this bike and see just how light weight it is, you're sold on it.
Monday, July 28, 2008
Organic Beer

I was expecting this beer to be completely weird. Maybe the USDA Organic label at the top was screaming "HIPPEE" to me. So I wasn't sure what to expect. I was pleasantly surprised and would definitely buy this beer again for a light mid afternoon brew.
Wednesday, July 23, 2008
Model 3.0
Monday, July 21, 2008
Happy 30th - YA YA YA YA YA
Once the lights stopped flickering, a cake emerged from the kitchen, and folks started singing Happy Birthday to me. On a scale of 1 to 10 on the coolness of a cake, this has got to be a 100. It has every element of everything I like. 1. Hello Kitty; 2. Motorcycle; 3. Hello Kitty's YA YA YA YA YA; 4. Pink; 5. Designed by the coolest sis-in-law in the world; 6. Bandanna; 7. Sunglasses; 8. Total Surprise!



Thursday, July 17, 2008
What's On My Head?
Oh man, how many things did I put on my head that night? And then to end the dinner, I decided to give my sexy pose.
Wednesday, July 16, 2008
With Age Comes Wisdom
I was reading a lot of the stuff that Trent has to say. I can directly apply it to my life. I have been wanting to change the way that I go about managing my money and how I go about buying stuff. Now, whenever I spend money, I will try to imagine if I lost my job next week, will it still seem like a worthwhile purchase? If it won’t, then I should strongly reconsider my purchase.
Perhaps one of the most important lessons that I think is most appropriate for me at this junction in my life is "that I don’t need to put up appearances of being rich. I still worry about personal appearance, but I’ve learned that grooming and cleanliness really are 90% of the battle - if you’re clean and solidly groomed, you still carry a solid impression without dumping thousands of dollars on expensive suits and dresses. I also don’t need to show off the latest gadgets to impress; I can impress by simply being comfortable with being myself." (Trent from The Simple Dollar). Money should be a tool in my life, one that allows me to take care of what’s really important to me.
Money and material things don’t make me - I make me.
Saturday, July 12, 2008
Continued Mission to get in Shape
I am very inspired to continue running. I had run for many many years before blowing out my knee. So yesterday I bought some crazy ugly running shoes, but they are incredibly comfortable.
I was glad the shoes didn't end up being Nike that were picked out for me. My hat that I run in is Nike, my shorts are Nike, my knee band is Nike, my socks are Nike. It might seem that I'm a Nike addict, but it's just random that Nike is the brand for all of those. I'd happily wear any brand that works well.
Friday, July 11, 2008
Yummy. . . yet sinful
Stumbled upon a site, BoozeBuddy, and came across this recipe for a Naughty Angel. Yum! That's all I can say.
Thursday, July 10, 2008
I ♥ My Bike (that's bicycle)

Well I absolutely ♥ this bike. I did change the pedals so that I can wear regular tennipods if I want. There was a period of time where I couldn't remember to clip out, so I would fall . . . A LOT! (TGIP)
One of the coolest things about this bike, besides it's phenomenal paint job, is that the bike is first welded together, then they go back over it with a low flame and smooth out all the seams. They also design the frame for the cables to be internal. That is crazy cool. No more pinching my skin when I'm doing tight standing corners and such. So when the bike is painted, it truly becomes a work of art. The bike is crazy lightweight. I like that especially after a long ride if I have to carry it upstairs and am already exhausted. It's not so heavy that I struggle to get it up the stairs.
I cannot wait for Klein to come back to the states.
I started biking more regularly lately and have fallen back in love with my bike. Riding it a few times, I remember what drew me to it in the first place. It is gorgeous. It is sexy. It is the Cadillac of bikes. It rides like a dream. It handles like a dream. I'm glad I splurged on it when I did. I had no idea that the Klein bikes would become obsolete in the US shortly after I bought mine.
Friday, July 4, 2008
A 4th of Independence with a 5th of Vodka
Thursday, July 3, 2008
I gotta get this t-shirt
I stumbled upon a t-shirt with this on it at David & Goliath's Tees. It is great! I almost spit my drink on the laptop when I read it.
Monday, June 23, 2008
Do You Think This is True

"Big Oil"This was from an email I received today. I don't know if it is true. It is interesting none-the-less.
Many hadn't realized, until the hearings on energy that were held recently in House and Senate committees, that the United States doesn't have any big oil companies. It's true: the largest American oil company, Exxon Mobil, is only the 14th largest in the world, and is dwarfed by the really big oil companies--all owned by foreign governments or government-sponsored monopolies--that dominate the world's oil supply.
This graph tells the story; you can barely see the American oil companies as minor players on the right side of the chart. The chart was presented to the House committee by Chevron.
Tuesday, June 17, 2008
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Just Say No - to Plastic Bags
It's unfortunate that usually the ones affected the most by human selfishness are the animals all around us. As you can see by the photo, an innocent bystander, is locked into that bag more than likely because someone was too uncaring to properly dispose of that bag.
Green Bags is a place you can check online to buy some reusable bags and skip the plastic bags at all the retail/grocery stores. Just look at the filth and disgust that is lying around us because of those bags.
KROGER helps go greener - Kroger is attempting to help reduce future pollution. Kroger has bag recycling containers set up at their stores for you to drop off your used bags. Don't be selfish and throw them away. You gotta go back to the grocery store anyway, just bag up a bag of bags, and drop it in the container on your way in to the store. Then walk off holding your head high knowing you're helping out the entire world, one bag at a time. If you would like to thank Kroger for their participation in keeping a more beautiful earth, feel free at: http://www.kroger.com/customercomments.htm.
I have been running along the Braes Bayou lately, and have been utterly disgusted by the amount of litter that is on the bank of the bayou. I want to make it part of my goals to help clean-up that area.
In case folks don't know, there is an absolutely awesome set up on Westpark near Fountainview. There is a drive thru facility for recycling. It's a very convenient place, you drive right in, they open your trunk, grab the recyclables, close trunk, you drive off. Now could they make it any easier for you? Check it out: http://www.houstontx.gov/solidwaste/westpark.html
Actually, there are many neighborhoods here in Houston that are participating in the curbside recycling program. If you'd like to find out more about this or to get a bin to start participating, go here: http://www.houstontx.gov/solidwaste/recycling.html.
If you'd like to pick up some extra cash, you can take your old soda cans and batteries for scrap metal to the metal recycling shops around Houston. I hear some of them give $2 bills in repayment.
From the City of Houston site
"BOPA - Batteries, Oil, Paint and Antifreeze
Through a grant from the Houston-Galveston Area Council of Governments, the Recycling Division has begun a "BOPA" program at the Consumer Recycling Center located at 5900 Westpark. The City of Houston now accepts "B"atteries, "O"il, "P"aint and "A"ntifreeze for recycling at the Center. The batteries accepted are car-type batteries (lead-acid); used oil up to 5 gallons and oil filters; latex paint only (sorry, no oil-based) up to ten 1-gallon cans and one 5-gallon can; and antifreeze up to 5 gallons. The latex paint accepted at the Center is recycled and used in the City's ongoing graffiti abatement program. Additionally, the Center accepts up to 10 tires for disposal, making the Center a "one-stop-shop" for all do-it-yourself mechanics."
Remember, batteries are very destructive to the environment. Recycle those. Also, no pouring crap into our drainage system. HUGE NO NO! Take that stuff to the recycling facilities. No dumping grass clippings down the storm drains either folks. Come on! Are you just stupid? You're polluting what becomes our drinking water.
Yes, today this is my soapbox, but I'd like to change my ways in order to help make a better tomorrow. I challenge all you to refuse even just 1 plastic bag a week.
The following is an excerpt from the city of Houston site:
Items accepted at the Neighborhood Drop-off Sites and Neighborhood Depositories:
- Newspaper, magazines, office paper
- Glass food & beverage bottles and jars (No ceramics or plate glass!)
- Plastic bottles & jugs (marked #1 & #2 only!)
- Aluminum and tin food cans
- Cardboard boxes (Must be broken down with packing materials removed.)
- Westpark Consumer Recycling Center at 5900 Westpark (also includes tires, BOPA, and Scrap Electronics recycling)
Residential electronic scrap items accepted by the City of Houston are monitors, televisions, printers, keyboards, mice, scanners, fax machines, telephone handsets, VCRs, CPUs, cellular phones without batteries and other small consumer electronics.
Computers and related components contain hazardous materials that can leach into a community's water supply. Cathode ray tubes (CRTs), circuit boards, batteries, and mercury switches contain hazardous materials, such as lead, mercury, cadmium and chromium.
Electronic scrap items can be dropped off at the Westpark Consumer Recycling Center or the Environmental Service Center (South and North).
Used Oil
In 1992, Houston became the first major city in the country to establish a curbside used motor oil recycling program. The city currently provides curbside collection of used motor oil to 162,000 homes by using recycling trucks that have been retrofitted with used oil collection racks.
A 1,000-gallon used oil storage tank was placed at the city's recycling processing center. Brochures explaining the program have been delivered to every participating household, and free one-gallon jugs were made available to all interested participants. Used oil and oil filters are also collected at the Westpark Consumer Recycling Center and the previously mentioned Department of Solid Waste Management Depositories.
Basically folks, pack up your junk, take it to the recycle center, let them take everything that can be recycled from the pile, then trash the rest!!!
Friday, April 18, 2008
Texas Allergies

Okay, I've grossed you out enough this blog :-)
Sunday, April 13, 2008
Police Motorcycle Rodeo at 1st Annual Bay Area Rally
Thursday, March 27, 2008
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Sunday, March 23, 2008
A View of the Bluebonnets Up Close
Oh, and the helmet cam was having issues. I missed the best videos because it just randomly didn't record and it's sideways in it's holder. *shrugs* oh well. Turn your screen sideways :P HAHAHA!